Miscellaneous: Roommates from hell

Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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You deserved it 167

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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You deserved it 150

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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You deserved it 6 362

By I did them anyway - 20/07/2015 22:01 - New Zealand

Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML

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You deserved it 2 187

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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You deserved it 2 333

So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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You deserved it 3 211

Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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You deserved it 53 955

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

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You deserved it 3 111

By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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You deserved it 2 426

Roommates from Hell

By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML

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You deserved it 155

Cappiej 18

Friday 30 September 2011 22:53

That's when you hand them a broom

indistructo 3

Friday 30 September 2011 22:53

ur roommates sound like dicks...

Comments

jjdominguez 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:44

Wow me I would hav Said then get the *** out bt thts just me

jjdominguez 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:46

Oh nd some people r just self centered

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:03

that's when I'd start shooting.

iyazwoodfle 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:04

YDI for missing said spots.

AliceIsCurious 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:31

LOL! Yeah when I hit the meth pipe before cleaning it goes MUCH better. You should try it next time...

hannahcorrine 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:25

That's when your pimp hand comes to use

AliceIsCurious 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:29

Just don't clean up anymore and see if they appreciate you now.

kiakia0131 23

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:29

FYL. Living with room mates suck. My room mate is a slob too. But I'm outta here in December so it isn't too much longer to deal with.

isis_morrigan 18

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:33

tell them those are the spots u saved for them to take care of...

scottgeo 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:40

I hop you at least dumped all the dirty shit in their vehicles or all over their clothes.

jedielf 23

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:44

Jesus, if you are going to point out stuff that's not clean, at least have the decency to clean it up yourself or help the other person do it.

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Today, a maintenance crew came to shovel outside our apartment at 1:00 a.m. They were a hired third party so our usual maintenance guy can't stop them, they didn't speak English for me to communicate, and the cops don't consider shoveling a noise complaint. They woke my kids, and I have to be up again in a few hours. FML

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

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Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML

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Today, I purchased a cactus in a cute little pot and put it on my windowsill so it could get sun. Unfortunately, that's also where I have my alarm clock. Guess which one I grabbed in the morning. FML

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Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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