Miscellaneous: Roommates from hell

Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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You deserved it 3 513

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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You deserved it 167

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 202

You deserved it 148

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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You deserved it 6 360

By I did them anyway - 20/07/2015 22:01 - New Zealand

Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 037

You deserved it 2 185

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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You deserved it 2 328

So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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You deserved it 3 208

Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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You deserved it 53 951

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

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You deserved it 3 110

By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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You deserved it 2 422

Roommates from Hell

By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML

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You deserved it 154

Cappiej 18

Friday 30 September 2011 22:53

That's when you hand them a broom

indistructo 3

Friday 30 September 2011 22:53

ur roommates sound like dicks...

Comments

wilesmoods1 0

Friday 30 September 2011 23:59

Cool story, bro.

perdix 29

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:05

Nobody wants to hear a bunch of backtalk from the help. The concept of the sassy maid died with Hazel. Keep your mouth shut in the presence of your betters.

detriotsprtsfan 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:19

sucks bro

wegetrz 14

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:19

That's why roommates suck and ydi for cleaning after adults.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:26

Try to even the spots out by trashing the whole place again.

arealwarrior 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:27

Well you shouldn't have missed those spots lol jp But seriously one can never satisfy others bunch of ungrateful duchess

keshaforever1 14

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:29

What asses.Don't clean any of their stuff next time.

perdix 29

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:55

Why do you have all this free time anyways? Are you a hobo?

RuleBritannia_fml 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:08

What helpful fellows.

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:11

Slobs dont care if the place is clean so why would they thank you? You didn't do anything that benefits them. Cleaning that place only benefits you, OP. Next time keep this in mind and dont expect thanks.