Miscellaneous: Roommates from hell

Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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You deserved it 3 513

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 043

You deserved it 167

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 205

You deserved it 148

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 482

You deserved it 6 360

By I did them anyway - 20/07/2015 22:01 - New Zealand

Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 037

You deserved it 2 185

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 450

You deserved it 2 329

So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 438

You deserved it 3 208

Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 648

You deserved it 53 952

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 638

You deserved it 3 110

By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 940

You deserved it 2 424

Roommates from Hell

By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 108

You deserved it 154

Cappiej 18

Friday 30 September 2011 22:53

That's when you hand them a broom

indistructo 3

Friday 30 September 2011 22:53

ur roommates sound like dicks...

Comments

kizzck 6

Friday 30 September 2011 23:17

Tell them do the job next time.

melissaxo3 1

Friday 30 September 2011 23:18

put the shit all over his area and say "i think I got them all"

smexehXredhead0 0

Friday 30 September 2011 23:19

Such ungrateful assholes. FYL OP.

devilboy1234 0

Friday 30 September 2011 23:22

Tell them to help next time and get there asses in gear

UrLyfSuxx 0

Friday 30 September 2011 23:26

Option 1. Get new roomates. Option 2. Call Hoarders

mk58 31

Friday 30 September 2011 23:26

Feel like Cinderella yet?

FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 30 September 2011 23:41

So tell them to clean it themselves...? I don't know, but that makes sense to me.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 30 September 2011 23:43

It's called constructive criticism. Get over yourself and learn from your mistakes, ass-monger.

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 23:52

No, it's totally not like that! These dicks have been making a ******* mess of the place and when op try's to clean up the place so she doesn't have to live in it, these assholes have the nerve to criticize her wen they didnt do shit