Rude awakening

By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
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stariee1997 16

At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?

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Enslaved 36

I know that there are a lot of people that once they're up they're up. So I feel bad for the OP if he's unable to get back to sleep. 6am is too early to get up when you don't have to!

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Kataclysm97 32

KAAAMEE...HAAAMMEEEE...HAAAAAAAACHOOOO!!!!!

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starile 19

OP just evolved into... Super Saiyan!!

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olpally 32

At least you didn't piss or shit yourself when you sneezed. Could always be worse.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Well that's a quick way to start the morning. Pepper alarm clock

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DQEight 8

damn, you must have at least sneezed out a chunk of your brain.

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darkmis1 17

That wouldn't be enough to get me up that early. A couple aspirin and I'm back in dream land.

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geko911 22

"Cause drugs shouldn't always be the answer." -look at that stoner trying to act cool

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unluckyguy1 11

Dude, I have to wake up Everyday at 5:30 in The loting to go to college

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sanecatlady 13

I sneeze a lot after waking up. I must be allergic to mornings.

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pistolpete31000 7

That's a good thing. Now you're up to do something productive with the whole day!

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