Rude awakening

By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
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stariee1997 16

At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?

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singer0421 32

I guess someone woke up on the snot side of the bed. Eh? Eh? No? Okay...

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HowieDoIt 21

No, it's snot okay. This situation is nothing to sneeze at!

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TyT63 12

I get up at 6 every morning...

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HowieDoIt 21

You want a cookie or ice cream for your prize?

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immunetoinsanity 23

Well OP obviously doesn't, and seeing as it's Saturday I'm sure they really didn't want to wake up so early. FYL OP, that would be the start of a terrible day for me.

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TyT63 12

this app is FML god forbid someone wakes up at 6 their life must be so hard while people become homeless or lose all their money. and yeah i would love a cookie for my prize I love chocolate chip you ******* dick

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TyT63 12

just saying their life isn't ****** because they woke up at 6 its not a big deal

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DedicatedNova 13

I sneeze so loud in my sleep I wake myself up. So I'm in the exact same boat as you. Sorry about falling off your bed though. That must suck.

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efettes 19

To the people that voted ydi... How the hell?! It's a natural body function!

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jw90 18

They are called asses my friend.

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jw90 18

Embrace the morning! It's a good day!

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perdix 29

Hey, at least you got to sleep in. Did you hit snooze at 3:30 am, when decent folk wake up?

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janiiine 5

Sounds exhilarating. Hitting the ground sneezing.

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jrock9093 18

Awesome an epic moment would of been a good YouTube vid lol

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