Health: RUDE!

RUDE!

By blawbo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said, "Well, at least you're trying." FML

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AliSama 17

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:40

he is ignorant, the salads they serve, most of them. have more calories then the burgers.

Horny_Christian 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:40

What the hell? You should have asked for your money back and to see the manager.

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Yousuck24 21

Sunday 20 March 2011 8:56

I would of slapped the guy, if he slapped back he could of gotten fired.

TheMystery_fml 6

Friday 22 April 2011 9:21

^exactly^

whosechairisthat 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:00

douche bag! hes the one who works at flippin mcdonalds, he clearly isnt trying.

cheerfreak97 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 3:57

you should get his ass fired.

Kayble89 13

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:39

I dont know why that would be considered trying, McDonald salads have an easy 1000 calories in them.

rosecheeks 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:05

I totallyyyy agree :/

rajjyboi 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:18

she can eat where she wants.

Timmeh94 0

Friday 9 December 2011 17:40

your not trying hard enough

rotflmao14 0

Friday 30 December 2011 5:16

If your at macdonalds then you arent really trying

kbrs10 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 7:23

I woulve punched that dick in the face! What a ****** asshole!

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