By nmaidkieavg - 25/01/2011 06:13

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Well, if you were following the rules of the road, this wouldn't have happened.

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whatup360 1

lol they'll just take u to the immigration center then

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metalwolf 17

Apparently there is some sympathy. At this moment 373 (insert negative name here) thought he didn't deserve it.

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m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

maybe he was late to the animal shelter he/she volenteered at. didn't see that did u? DID U???

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Pammy25 15

allez vous faire foutre, vous laide de porc

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ManlyDunsparce 3

Got to agree. Op deserves it. He/she should of flashed some tit/dick. Hope the cop would go with it.

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Celesta 11

This rarely works now, YDI for not being responsible for your own mistakes.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

"Now"? When did having an accent ever stop people from getting tickets? OP, you are an idiot. If it makes you feel any better (and I hope it doesn't), you were going to get a ticket even if the officer didn't speak French. You're plan was incredibly stupid.

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Aerious 0

If OP was a girl they could've unbuttoned their shirt. My mom did that and they let her go.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Well, if you were following the rules of the road, this wouldn't have happened.

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IHeartJimi02 0

I agree. OP deserves it for thinking that they could get away with it if they spoke with a French accent. Just own up to your mistake op.

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TheZarola 10

I agree. Cop win for speaking French. It's always handy to know ANY foreign language, and in this case it helped to bring a douchebag to justice.

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TheOptimist 0

It's actually required to know a second language in most places, if you want to become a police officer. Stupid of the OP to pick French, especially if she's Canadian. If she had picked a spanish accent it also would have been very stupid, especially if this took place in the US.

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youprobablydidit 3

Tu as fait quelque chose stupide. jk, good try.

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sourgirl101 28

oui-oui or shall I say wee-wee?(:

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goodlike_fml 0

ou tu aurais pu te taire aussi ^^

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goodlike_fml 0

haha trop pas marrant ;)

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lerouxmaster 7

"Tu as fait quelque chose DE stupide." is the good formulation.

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Prolusive 5

YDI for lying TBH LOL But how would a French accent help you get away with it >_> Baguette.

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FilthyJeepGirl 1

How do you say "dumbass" in French?

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goodlike_fml 0

"boloss" you won t fine this one in french books haha trust me im french it s the perfect new slang world here for it ;)

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spacemonkey915 0

haha i dont know, but how do u say cute ;)

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goodlike_fml 0

you say "boloss" with a deep o ;)

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goodlike_fml 0

well you can t only to a cute girl boloss ;)

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awesomegirl2s98 1

and idiot is nigaud.

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PrincessCastiel 27

Not sure if I should thumbs up or down considering I have no idea what I would be agreeing too

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Acousticpixie14 6

You know the easiest way to get out of a ticket....COOPERATE!! Or here's an idea...follow the traffic laws! YDI

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catalin 0

Stop violating the traffic !

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