Ruined
By Halle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Halle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Kick him in the marbles!!!
Are there not ceiling effects for hairstyles? I mean... once you get to a certain dollar amount, your hair really can't look any better. Is there really a big difference between a $100 hairstyle and a $300 hairstyle? You got ripped off.
If this had happened to me the fml would have read "Today, my normally peaceful 5'3" step-daughter beat the living shit out of me. Two minutes before her wedding. FML" I really am sorry for you, that's such a horrible thing to do on your wedding day!!
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Beat him with a stick.
What an idiot!