Weddings, Haircut and Parents: Ruined

Ruined

By Halle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head, destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

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MyEpicDemise 7

Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:52

Beat him with a stick.

porcelainkisses 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:53

What an idiot!

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Mr_Squinchy 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:03

YDI for spending $300 on your hair.

crazytiger345 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:05

THUG LIFE.

PROBLEMS99 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:18

who rubs sum head in a wedding

EmyKaye 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:40

Why $300?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

mcmayo16 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:44

YDI for spending $300 on a new hairdo. that's the same price as an xbox, mw2 and black ops

GtDriver 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:06

What kind of hairdo costs 300? :o

TheFlyingMan 8

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:56

A damn well good one.

zeix 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:30

who pays $300 for a hair style??

tromboneboy 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:32

Your husband still is gonna marry you regardless. And who the hell spends $300on getting their hair done

FWWHGYPSY 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:25

A ton of people do. Hair dressers charge just $40 for a whole hair color

FWWHGYPSY 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:23

Your step father is a dick. My mom Is a hairdresser. She would go ape shit on his ass

FWWHGYPSY 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:23

Your step father is a dick. My mom Is a hairdresser. She would go ape shit on his ass

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