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Rush job

By ananomoose - 15/04/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

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You deserved it 94 052

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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You deserved it 37 589

By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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You deserved it 2 750

By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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You deserved it 72 412

By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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You deserved it 74 390

By Just an Exam - 14/12/2016 18:37 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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You deserved it 843

Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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You deserved it 226

By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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Nice timing

By heartbroken - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntington

Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML

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You deserved it 6 223

jdb2009 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:40

You deserved that one. You should just study for the exam, get a passing grade, and meet someone better down the road. How do you know she won't turn into a crack ***** given her attitude about taking an exam??

cbrown89 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:40

well you probably would have failed either way :P

Comments

blahdsflksfd 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:06

I give up on humanity...

Ibeapirate 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:12

Yep. you earned that one. Ugh, I don't even know where to start. The stupidity of this one is just so overwhelming.

ryanpatrick 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:40

She sounds like a classy girl.

Panicattackx5 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:16

This isn't an FML, you're just not very bright :]

hatelife01 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:30

your stupid, this story shouldnt even be here.

HugoZorilla 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:03

Wow. What a coincidence. My girlfriend sped thru a test today, and shutdown some dweeb who was cheating off her so that we could ****. Imagine that happening twice in one day...

revezone 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:58

lmfao #2... extrapolation "let me take you out to dinner so i can marry you a few years down the road" ... shoulda taken both her and the grl she picked up bak to ur crib nd got it on

tech42er 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:13

#19 Skanks OP A lot of the time people "flying" through exams are BSing, so they're not the best people to cheat off. And as others have said, cheating in college is serious. If you're caught, you're in a HELL of a lot of trouble.

marycjones 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:54

Most "hot" girls are definitely not smart. They're too busy tanning, shopping, putting on makeup, binging/vomiting, chatting, etc. The ones that ARE hot and smart is definitely a better package. I agree with #80.

swimchica 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:19

what really bugs me is that a lot of people on here are calling that girl dumb when the OP was the one who didn't know any of the answers. how do you know she's not smart- maybe she just doesn't need that class for graduation and doesn't care about it