Intimacy, Sex, Students and Miscellaneous: Rush job

Rush job

By ananomoose - 15/04/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

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Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

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By Just an Exam - 14/12/2016 18:37 - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By heartbroken - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntington

Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML

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jdb2009 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:40

You deserved that one. You should just study for the exam, get a passing grade, and meet someone better down the road. How do you know she won't turn into a crack ***** given her attitude about taking an exam??

cbrown89 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:40

well you probably would have failed either way :P

Comments

EffMyLyf 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:01

you seriously expect people to feel sorry for you? you 100% deserved what you got, plus you should of been kicked out of the school or at least got suspended, asswipe.

MrJentipede 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:14

So wait a second, there was no way for success here. The other end is that the girl is both attractive and studious/intelligent, you really think you can match up to that? Yeah, I doubt it; you're a cheater and a whiner.

berlioz13151411 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:15

I'd say don't worry about it... firstly, you're an idiot for cheating but got away with it, so win one. Second, you avoided dating a girl who would SPEED THROUGH AN EXAM TO **** SOMEONE. Does anyone else see how ridiculous that is? So win two. I'd say you got off pretty easy, there, champ.

lacotuitblue 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:16

WOW. so many levels of FAIL!

ffpoisongirl 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 17:27

#44 - but I think lots of guys would LOVE a chick who would put ******* on a high priority. The dumber guys would, anyway. But yeah, way to go. You deserve it for being a total creeper. Next time try and act like a normal human being instead of a desperate loser.