Transportation: Safe as milk

Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Smart criminals

By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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Vandals!

By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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tab13 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:04

A bit of advice LEAVE

ZeGuitarist 7

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:36

And apparently people of any age, sex or ethnicity can have the grammar of a mongoloid snail.

Comments

Gucci_Girl 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:36

That sucks donky ass hole; thats gross.

Shae84 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:45

45- Get your illiterate ass off the computer and go read a book or two.

TattedDownJah 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 20:23

lol

missmarley93 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:05

were you in dove springs? lol that's a really bad area in austin.

UberFail79 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:22

Or Houston. Seeing as how I'm a HPD officer, and my wife grew up in a rough part of Houston as well, I can draw you a map of all the ghetto areas from memory. I've had to take down so many wannabe drug dealers and pimps, I can tell you that about the only effective car security mechanism would probably be a Glock.

missmarley93 1

Monday 1 March 2010 2:26

yeah, I forgot houston as well. my uncle is a cop and i've heard all kinds of crazy stories.

thundercats29 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:07

FAAALCOOON PAAAWWNCH!!!!!

dg72592_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:50

next time you're in the ghetto take the bus... public transport all the way...

dg72592_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:52

why would you guys say "YDI for having friends in the ghetto", that's ******* out of line. honestly stop being judgemental

bradensfml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:44

wait saying your in the nasty part if town is racist? waaa? that's strange cause assiming it's rAcist is racist

ohhdamn 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:00

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davidle1 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:55

add a car alarm to your car. I had my car radio stolen 3 times from crap cars. one time the cops sent me a letter stating they got my radio and I should come and claim it. I went to claim it only to find an unknown cop had stolen it.