Transportation: Sage advice

Sage advice

By jcc - 24/02/2009 08:31 - Russian Federation

Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

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By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By madamefuxalittle - 08/07/2014 20:52 - United States - Stratford

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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N_aero 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:51

Even worse... as a guy it cuts of the flow of blood there... NOT GOOD... unless u have a particularly small package. In that case, carry on, nothing to see here.

Arbitrary 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:34

Why were you sitting like that in the first place...?

Comments

mleeb 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:53

can you please learn how to write. if "examinate" isn't a word, why would you expect "examinating" to be. btw, you read ON the subway. i guess she meant to say crooked c*ck.

EquallyRacist 0

Monday 14 February 2011 8:36

If you are going to criticize people at least learn to ute punctuation and capitols. Otherwise keep your wannabe mouth shut.

johnnycashe 3

Monday 10 October 2011 16:49

*use *capitals

Pudgygrunt 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 0:28

lol #15. British people like some **** with their tea, indeed. wonder which they like more though..

klimpomppp 9

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:40

20-as a British person, i have to say...tea!

girrl 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:45

anyone other than me think c**t might mean cl*t and not c*nt?

lil_ham1644 29

Friday 27 June 2014 21:43

But how would that become crooked?

Miss_Whipped 43

Sunday 5 April 2015 1:07

Very carefully.

Zic_fml 7

Sunday 1 March 2009 17:47

You should have left your wig at home!

benjimina69 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:38

who even says that? wtf?

MikeRat 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:15

I'm not a fan of old people, but I always think it's hilarious when I see a man sitting like a girl.

shorgenfunkel 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:51

Your life is ******, AND you deserved that one. I'm a long haired dude too, and it happens. Deal. Laugh.

HOLLAcaust 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:16

YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD PEOPLE. Did she tell you how much milk used to cost back when she was a girl too?

EquallyRacist 0

Monday 14 February 2011 8:42

You've*

bubs_AKA_vermin 0

Friday 13 March 2009 5:12

what a crazy granny. 15, you just reminded me of a thing that went like "scheming scheming scheming...scheming scheming scheming...scheming scheming scheming...BECAUSE WE'RE F*CKING C**TS!!!"