Best teeth in the game

By Nochnoii - 07/10/2009 20:07 - Belgium

Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
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ScaryyMary 14

Funny, I heard blow jobs gave you minerals that were good for your teeth... I figured someone who likes to suck things so much wouldn't have a problem like this...

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Ryan_Jaxson 8

Unless he's gay, I don't really think he'd be giving free ******** often...

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freber120 0

im gonna say its a copy? mix between the two others on this page.. first?

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Ohnothingreally 0

Yes, I agree, number 1. "Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML" And "Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML" This FML kind of sounds like a combination that is similar to these. Or maybe, it's just a coincidence.

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Ox_Baker 0

Ugh, so fake. Who the hell moderates these?

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xSakux 0

As a matter of fact, I know this guy and it's true.

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ntherewas1 11

Man people these days are just not consuming the adequate amount of dairy. But seriously, calcium intake guys!

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farhil 14

When I was younger, I drunk too much milk, and ended up with this big ugly calcium deposit in my front tooth. It's permanent, too.

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BananEnigma 24

Last time I pointed out a repeat on this site, I got "moderated" with an email warning. Guess FML loves itself some copycats.

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Beanqueen 9

One time I swung my head really hard and it slammed against a grocery cart,my front tooth broke in half but not before going through my lower lip...it was my permanent tooth

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ScaryyMary 14

Funny, I heard blow jobs gave you minerals that were good for your teeth... I figured someone who likes to suck things so much wouldn't have a problem like this...

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Ryan_Jaxson 8

Unless he's gay, I don't really think he'd be giving free ******** often...

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xshyguyx 0

weak teeth, shoulda drank your milk (not listing the number because being one of the first ones is not an accomplishment in the least)

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plexico 3

You should move to Australia. The men there are tough enough to chew right through pens with no dental damage!

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plexico 3

But, then again, you might have to learn to chunder.

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plexico 3

That is true. I've been to Brussels and Antwerp and they were both very nice. My family went without me to Bruges and they liked it a lot. You have nice chocolate, lace, beer, Mannekin Pis statues and mussels, but you've got weak teeth. You can't have everything.

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Hexefrau 5

But chundering is so awkward for all involved. You look bad, bystanders are splashed with bits of vegemite sandwich...

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plexico 3

They should just shut the **** up and get back in the fried-out combie.

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jackkerouc9 0

do you go to England for your dental care?

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season4reason 0

funny how everyone keeps saying drink more milk but no one says anything about cutting down on the amount of soda or fruit juices you drink, since soda as well as stuff like oj is acidic and can leach the calcium out of your teeth, making it more brittle/weak

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Maxi_Ghost 0

You got a funny teacher! I would laugh my ass of if I would've been in your class :P

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cerebellum_fml 0

Good luck, the same thing happened to me once. It all depends on if the whole tooth, the nerve, or the bone broke off. If it did not reach the nerve they you should be in almost no pain and it will be easy to fix. If it did, you will have a lot of pain and dentist appointments.

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