Love: Salt meet wound

Salt meet wound

By max5 - 08/09/2012 18:19 - France - Casseneuil

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

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You deserved it 2 879

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Same thing different taste

By SadGuy - 26/04/2011 06:18 - United Kingdom

Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML

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You deserved it 3 798

By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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You deserved it 9 484

Revenge is rarely satisfactory

By forgettable - 21/06/2020 20:08

Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML

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You deserved it 4 007

It wasn't me

By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

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You deserved it 3 963

Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 12 738

By laterchoice - 02/10/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

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You deserved it 5 287

Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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You deserved it 4 206

Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 8 228

By anonymous - 24/02/2015 11:50 - United Kingdom - Lancaster

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 998

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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You deserved it 4 680

Dcm210 19

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:48

submit the photo on reddit and lable it "*****".

kBzee 3

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:48

Well that's childish

Comments

PaulB123 11

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:53

You should be happy you're no longer with this idiot. Reply back "ahh, I see he's still enjoying my sloppy seconds? Have fun with that!"

Bullpine 11

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:53

I wouldn't wish for a bitch like her if I were you OP.

totheforest84 4

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:54

Cause that bitch *****, with a capital H.

rebel_belle1974 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 0:39

It's actually a "w" not an "h"

_highandlow 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 4:12

ohh that's a dog.

tne201992 12

Sunday 9 September 2012 8:07

You had it right the first time, how did you get it wrong?

bluelagoon24 19

Sunday 9 September 2012 8:39

It could be about phonics since the w is silent when you pronounce *****. I could be wrong of course. Maybe there's no logic to it.

tne201992 12

Sunday 9 September 2012 8:45

Even if the W is silent, you got to include it.

bluelagoon24 19

Sunday 9 September 2012 8:59

I know that. It just looks like 13 doesn't or did it on purpose for effect.

MelissaHope1986 8

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:54

Sorry Op. You don't deserve that at all. You should reply that you are thankful you don't still have that. Now your chances of remaining STD free increased significantly when you broke up.