Miscellaneous: Saturday Night Fever - FML

Saturday Night Fever

By soy_un_perderdor - 13/12/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2016 00:36 - United States - Westerville

Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML

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You deserved it 1 023

By wookieewhosshe - 18/05/2019 12:30

Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML

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You deserved it 136

By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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You deserved it 5 273

By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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You deserved it 6 245

Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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You deserved it 115

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 915

The grind

By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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You deserved it 133

Get me out of here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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You deserved it 269

By crosscountryfatigue - 19/09/2018 12:00

Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML

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You deserved it 384

By pinkjade - 25/10/2011 07:17 - Canada

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

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Top comments

niadanac1 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:17

I like sleep more than sex. I do not blame you.

zeeky 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:29

its hard finding the right pillow to spend your whole life with.. you should consider yourself lucky..

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Radiohead_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:06

I would be totally excited also :) Can't test the quality of a new pillow while you're drunk. Next time just go out with your friends please.

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:12

Wow. Try makig some friends and finding stuff to do. Otherwise. siempre vas a ser un perdedor.

Ketz 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:19

I hate these "I'm going to go to FML and say I'm a loser" FMLs.

SneakyDeath 15

Sunday 13 December 2009 22:40

That is exciting. :D

FairLouisa 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:14

I studied for finals all Saturday night! :( Pillows are cool. I see no FML!

Tigg3r 3

Monday 14 December 2009 1:59

Hey pillows are important!! Have you ever tried sleeping without one? It sucks a lot. I ended up using my dog as a pillow.

pegasus77 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:42

I do that all the time, its not a FML or YDI. Actually it could be a MLIA

doodles88 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:44

i agree. and there is nothing wrong w/ staying in! after a week of lectures, labs, exams, quizzes... and headaches that come with them, all i want to do is hibernate lol. also i got excited when i finally found one of those long body pillows :)

pegasus77 0

Monday 14 December 2009 6:29

I have a body pillow. So cold and comfy, I get overheated while sleeping (yay Florida, not). And after the holidays I am getting a mattress pad. I think I'll sleep all day on it.

lukascepanovic 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:56

This isn't an FML because you have the power to control that

atty11 0

Monday 14 December 2009 5:17

this is SO NOT an FML. sleep is great, especially for those of us who are sleep deprived. but sleep is not better than sex, like someone above suggested lol.

tehsoah 0

Monday 14 December 2009 6:01

Dude, I love pillows.

whatever222 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:25

#42- sometimes cuddling with a pillow is way better than going anywhere

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML

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You deserved it 3 754

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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You deserved it 2 631

Nice try, buddy.

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Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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You deserved it 5 455

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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You deserved it 182

Today, I learned that the average human farts 15 times a day. I fart more than that within the first hour of the day, and that’s even after not eating anything for three days. FML

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You deserved it 158