Say Anything 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
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robc32ca 4

you may need to get a restraining order

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Monii_Harlz 11

at least he is motivated to be with you, but mayb you shud ask for a little bit of space lol

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tamie306 5

call the police, if you forgot the number it's 911

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Indiana_fml 4

Well, that's a legitimate question, for in the UK it would be 0118 999 88199 9119 725...3 ;)

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ve3 0

just give the guy a break. its tough enough to go thru a breakup. give him some time and maybe talk to him. sometimes the only person who can heal the broken heart is the one who broke it.

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stevenmx86 7

Just answer maybe he forgot his keys or something

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KVKdragon 26

you should have called the police sooner. the ex is like a zombie that wants to eat you. he keeps stalking you and won't go away. that's plenty of reason to call 911

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SakeOfSacrifice 0

please ignore afforementioned comment. my brother is in town. that is all

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murphythadog 0

Invite the biggest meanest guy over to bang you so the ex can either hear or see you then have him beat the ex up. Win-win

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