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By ghk - 26/09/2021 20:00

Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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Pig in shit

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 14:00

Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML

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The stench

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 14:00

Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML

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Crockery story

By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34

Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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Nice…

By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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New life

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:04 - Germany

Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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By MedChew - 08/05/2015 12:46 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 September 2021 23:18

Get your own house. It can be as dirty as you want it to be or hire a maid. And you can keep your mom and her judgy mouth out.

joseph_rod_05 14

Sunday 26 September 2021 21:04

I’d lose my temper if someone said that to me. Probably beat them up with the broom.

Comments

joseph_rod_05 14

Sunday 26 September 2021 21:04

I’d lose my temper if someone said that to me. Probably beat them up with the broom.

ChipBoundary 9

Sunday 26 September 2021 23:02

Well, if it's the truth, they really don't have a right to complain.

elsa1100 7

Sunday 26 September 2021 21:31

We are really gonna have a fight for that I don’t care who it is

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 September 2021 23:18

Get your own house. It can be as dirty as you want it to be or hire a maid. And you can keep your mom and her judgy mouth out.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 26 September 2021 23:34

I'd move out ASAP!

princess_stabitty 20

Monday 27 September 2021 7:04

.... and that, my dear OP, is the moment you move out without warnig, and leave her to clean her own mess and pay the bills on her own.

cariboucontainer 22

Monday 27 September 2021 12:07

If you're not in a position to move out, next time just don't tell her you have a day off and spend it relaxing somewhere else (maybe a 1 night stay at a hotel or motel)