Relatable and Love: Say it

Say it

By Her - 06/11/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML

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Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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MiddleChild08 0

Friday 6 November 2009 23:21

Your boyfriend of two years had never said I love you before (which is what it seems from the way you said it)? I think you should have been expecting a break up...either he really doesn't want to be with you or he has commitment issues...

ovrwhlmdbystupid 0

Friday 6 November 2009 23:22

i don't advocate saying i love you like. a month into your relationship...but if you've been dating for two years and haven't established that you're in love yet...what exactly have you been doing this whole time?

Comments

Bloodknight 22

Friday 6 November 2009 23:46

Ahaha, sucks for you!

DanTheBib 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:03

It makes me laugh that anyone thinks these are real. I guarantee the majority of the FML's on this site are made up. But that doesn't matter. They make me giggle :) And if this did happen (pfft,yeah) 2 years and no I love you? Um, yeah.

Greenteamextreme 16

Monday 18 November 2013 23:07

I know quite a few people that have clung onto shitty relationships. People put up with rediculous crap when they're infatuated or think they love someone. Don't be so ignorant! OPs story happens a lot!

caligirl805 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:04

You should've dumped him looooong ago, I mean come on he never said "I love you" to you in those two years, that should've gave you some clue that he eventually was going to dump you..!

perdix 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:28

Looks like you were expecting the Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity, but he gave you the Grand Slam.

Canteloupe 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 4:51

Win

bassguitar19 1

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:40

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scateice 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:54

Should've been like " I was going to dump you anyway..." Extra points is it's in ghetto "I iz waz gonna like dumps youuu anywayz bitch..." hehehehe

ffmylife 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 0:54

he broke up with you. oh, well. happens all the time. yeah, sure. i'd be upset, too, but a break up as simple as that is not worth f***ing you're life. find some other guy that might actually be better that someone who bugs you by just staring.

AmazingCatGirl 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 1:12

I actually feel very sorry for you. I can understand why it would hurt to be dumped by someone after 2 years, and why it would feel very much like a "FML" situation. But I'm sure the pain will subside. My mom always told me, "Things get worse before they get better."