Sex and Intimacy: Say yes

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By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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Ramanella 26

Monday 18 May 2015 23:01

It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.

xluciferx666 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:03

I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts

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lil_jimmy 29

Tuesday 19 May 2015 10:50

Who can say no to doughnuts, especially if you manage to get hot ones ?

nessa_rosalessss 1

Tuesday 19 May 2015 10:57

I don't see the problem lol

rachelllllb 18

Tuesday 19 May 2015 11:07

I kinda would have said yes to the donuts....

kavyashahs 16

Tuesday 19 May 2015 11:13

Also pizzas!!

imbedderdenu 23

Tuesday 19 May 2015 12:29

Love if he's thinking about donuts while you're giving him some? you're doing it wrong.

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 19 May 2015 13:05

Maybe he wanted to put one on his dick and have you eat it off?

MichelleMaBelle_fml 16

Tuesday 19 May 2015 13:21

Well did you?

rec_chem 22

Tuesday 19 May 2015 13:22

Is your boyfriend a cop?

Razabin 15

Tuesday 19 May 2015 13:26

Well you know what they say.. There's two types of people in this world.. People who like donuts and liars..

notthatperfect 5

Tuesday 19 May 2015 13:54

Food play?

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Today, my mom told me that she wanted the whole family to move to Guatemala. I told her, as nice and calmly as I could, that this was an awful idea. She is now furious with me because I don't want to move to Guatemala. FML

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