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By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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You deserved it 5 001

By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 12 019

Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Spicy

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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Top comments

Ramanella 26

Monday 18 May 2015 23:01

It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.

xluciferx666 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:03

I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts

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AliePownz 13

Tuesday 19 May 2015 0:34

Could've been me

messymessiah 11

Tuesday 19 May 2015 0:53

I see no problem with this.

_Peppermint_ 34

Tuesday 19 May 2015 1:09

He's a keeper!

aidanow 6

Tuesday 19 May 2015 2:00

This is a relationship goal. Totally jealous of you. Haha

KitsuneDuo 19

Tuesday 19 May 2015 2:32

When my husband and I were just dating we literally stopped in the middle of sex and went 'Gatorade break?' 'Gatorade break.' Got our drinks, ate and then went back.

DarkSkyz06 6

Tuesday 19 May 2015 2:46

Well, I mean, we all know what's more important...

sundaize 7

Tuesday 19 May 2015 3:20

Relationship goals

nellyphant 18

Tuesday 19 May 2015 3:34

How is that a bad thing?

Schizo_teddy 4

Tuesday 19 May 2015 3:43

This is something I better get out of my future husband!

muarif 19

Tuesday 19 May 2015 3:49

I suspect that...he is a cop, huh?

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