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Pfft, xD Too hilarious
i know. i honestly don't even believe this. NOBODY WOULD STOP HAVING SEX FOR SUCH A POINTLESS REASON! people are just copying all the other ones. "Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of having sex, and suddenly he left to go ____________. Apparently, __________ is more important to my boyfriend than me. FML."
I would stop having sex for such a stupid reason. Then again I would only have sex for children, not pleasure like most others. @OP, he's a keeper imo.
what the **** is wrong with you? only having sex to make children?
That must be some real boring, sorry stuff you got there OP.
Good point, but my story is true. he was mad stoned and just got the munchies, i think it's hilarious
get over yourself..this is true, and i think its hilarious. it was good enough to make the site too, so quit bashing it. i love my boyfriend and when he's stoned he makes amazing cookies :) and i LOVE my life, haters.
if you guys get married he'll be the one doing the cooking instead of you. Thats one good thing :D
Thank god the OP replied to assure us that the FML is not fake... I am also REALLY fed up of these comments stating the FML must be fake, for stupid reasons like something similar to it has already been on this site.
haha this is too weird i would never only have sex for reproduction
have u ever wondered if he was gay since he takes up baking instead of sex?
Dude I would. I mean Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies..... They last for days. Sex.... between 5 min and a half hour.
lol its probably true cookies are soo good baked . . . and sex wouldnt even be equal atm
Heh heh... in a similar light my ex and I did something like this one night, while making batches of chocolate chip cookies... we'd go at it for 10-15 minutes, then swap cookie sheets. Made for a very interesting evening :D
Yeah, this guy must be gay - baking during the middle of sex with a woman? No straight guys going to do that, unless he REALLY doesn't like this girl or has is in the lowest one percent for sex drive
chill out, he was high, and he's not gay. we have awesome sex, and this was a funny thing that happened. we don't have bad sex at all, and i don't need "luck" for anything. stop being so analytical and take it for what it is- a funny FML moment.
why the **** would you do that are you gay
are you gay your dumb as ****
if you liked it put it on mlia not fml fml- bad funny things that happen mlia- good funny things that happen
Now we know where his loyalty lies..... and what he really wants
damn.. your bf must be a min man because it definitely takes most modern ovens like a min or so to preheat..lol
Uh, no. My oven is only 2 years old and it takes damn near 20 minutes to preheat.
Does your oven have downs syndrome or are you just preheating it with your breath?
haha 68, my thoughts exactly (:
No....just chocolate chip cookies apparently!
Naked cookie baking? WIN!!
fake
YDI for having sex.
It's funny because iBimmer and ChrisWasHere are both stupid trolls TROLL FIGHT!!!
lol let the stupid comments begin ^_^
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And who says all men think about is sex.
Naked cookie baking? WIN!!