Scheduling

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 04:53 - United States

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Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

**** the schedule, everything's more fun when done together!

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Gigglebear 9

Maybe he's the noisy type. ... But who gets horny on schedule?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Men - almost every day, barring outside interference. I think your roommate was curteous to make the suggestion; that way you two won't walk in on each other. Then again, maybe that's what he's hoping for....

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RainbowxxVeinsx 17

hah, ew. I hope his roomate didn't make that schedule so he can "accidentally" walk in on his roommate and watch >.>

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xliox 0

lol @3 and 16 :D oh and fyl that is weird =]

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Jazzd10 0

You shuda said how bout we ********** together!!

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lifetakr32 0

get another guy and circle jerk ftw ! na jk that's sikk like chopp off my hands and gouge out my eyes sorta way you knows what I mean?

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joeinthedark 18

I prefer a good old dutch rudder myself.

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perdix 29

Was he trying to find out when you'd be available for pulling duty?

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Ariasmake_1 0

op I really hope u invest in a top of the line door lock with a roommate like that.

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hayleyjames 0

ok so Monday at 10:30 it's your turn but you can't do it on Tuesday morning because he is schedueled from 11-12 but you can maybe do it at around 3

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squirrels_FTW 3

ummmmm........I really don't know war to say.... ya it's awkward. that's for sure.....

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joeinthedark 18

That's awesome. I wish my old roommates had be this considerate. it would have avoided many an awkward moment when I had to correct their technique.

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DncrHap 9

hey, man. whatever works! i mean, i would just suggest a sock on the door knob, but hey. call me old fashioned.

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perdix 29

The sock is being used for other purposes at that moment. Nice try, though!

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joeinthedark 18

She's a girl, she doesn't need a sock.Therefore, she has free ones that she can put on the door.

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DncrHap 9

hahaha. oh, right, perdix. how silly of me. ;) 52 is right. i'm a girl so i'd never think a sock would be a problem. how about a box of tissues on the door knob! oh, wait...

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perdix 29

Of course, that why socks cum in pairs. One for business and one to use as a signal ;)

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