when you think about it, your not "in the mood" at the same time every day, so how would a schedule work??

3 to 4 times a day... when I got school it's only b4 and after school... ;)

This was so weird I had to read it twice to make sure that's actually what it said. o_0 ; )

Masturbation Schedule: Me first, you second. Don't get it on the carpet.

lmaoo @ 3

18-grow up an stop being such an ignorant prude family guy is amazing

Better a 2 minute conversation now, then to come home next week to an unlocked door and him wearing nothing but a jar of Mayo on his junk. or worse forget your key and have to wait for him to 'finish' while you listen to the audio from his porno and his noises through the door of course in a perfect world, he'd keep his hands off himself for a few weeks while you get to know each other as roomates.. rather than essentially say "Hi, I'm Jack, and abuse myself frequently"

Weird. :/

hey #47, your pic matches this whole scenario perfectly. people who watched that episode and those who didn't, it has a double meaning. LOL :)

lol what if he wanks to child snuff and boy in striped pajamas hahahA