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By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 04:00
Maybe you’ll think he’s just singing...
Just be like sorry I sleep walk when I hear strange noises and will start singing and dancing to polka music very loudly 🙄😂
At least he's more considerate than that guy who walked around naked jerking off all over the floor...
Hey, at least he's honest.
That's unrealistic, no man can go a year
Lol dorm life. Thin walls. Lots of sex noises and masterbating roommates.
The three worst sounds you can ever hear: Nails on a chalkboard, cutlery scraping across porcelain, and Self-love Steve fapping away to the most recent PornHub updates.
Step One: Put on some inoffensive music on speakers. Maybe some early Beatles? Step Two: Watch the **** with the headphones on. Step Three: ??? Step Four: Avoid homicide. (Alternatively, OP could start yelling words of encouragement when roomie gets noisy. “Yeah! You tell that dick who’s boss!”)
Self-massage?? Is that what you kids call it now? Back in the day, we called it self-abuse, because we were real men. We were tough!
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At least he's more considerate than that guy who walked around naked jerking off all over the floor...
Maybe you’ll think he’s just singing...