School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

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tempaccount 0

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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Youd_laugh_2 0

I bet the mustache must have really added to the experience.

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BeastieKnights 0

Hitler giving head. *shudder* now the is burned into my mind. Ewwwww. Make the bad thoughts go away mommy!

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ryguy997 0

HAHAHAHAAHA you just made my day!

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brianjman14 22

dude ydi for saying hitler was a good speaker, which he wasnt since he killed many people (unless im missing something here, just tell me), but if its not wat i think, then fyl, and that was hilarious, lmao

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asilex 0

@300. How do you think he managed to convince a whole nation that it was OK to kill all those people? How do you think he got so many people to follow him in his movement. How do you think he went from being nobody to being the leader of a movement that changed the WORLD. Hitler managed to get that much power because of his charisma and because he was a GREAT speaker. Without excusing the fact that he IS a murderer, I have to say he was a very smart man. He was like a PR expert in a way!

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Mandy_fml 0

Lol, the funny thing is all three of Hitlers "women" tried to kill themselves - only one succeeded. He obviously didn't make the girls go wild with excitement.

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