School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

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tempaccount 0

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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AssumeTheWorst 0

bahahaha hannah, your the best wish i was there =D

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JordynXJigsaw13 0

Why would you want to say anything good about Hitler! You sicko! I hope all the Jews of the world come and beat the hell outa you!!!!!!

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car6435 0

whats ironic is that hitler would infact land in most of the slots of persecution. he was a hipicrit bastard

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kawenCHAN 0

So hilarious! They probably thought you were just being funny, so that's not necessarily a bad thing. :)

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kawenCHAN 0

I remember once I had to do a presentation on World War II and I began by saying it started on August 31, then proceeded to yell it was the same day as my birthday. Really loudly. I sympathize.

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whyowhy26 3

i love double meanings.

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chexmex 0

Make sure people don't get horny after your presentation.

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imtoast 0

haha that's hilarious last year, a coach told one of my friends that she probably gets 100% on all her oral presentations.

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stickhed51396 0

That's what you deserve for siding with Hitler!

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