Awkward and Education: School project [gone sexual]

School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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SaintKiwi 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:23

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

tempaccount 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:26

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

Comments

Iwannabetreo 11

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:35

I hate people who always asks why it's a FML. Anyway, sucks to be you.

InspiredByGaGa 8

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:30

this has made my day 100% better!

steponme14 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:15

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH

dan11 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:11

haha a mental picture of Hitler giving a guy a ******* is stuck in my head now ROFL the guy is going wild with excitment!

BunnyEars 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:40

PFFTT HAHA Thanks for making my day xD

iFruit 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:24

Hitler's mustache was sexy. HAHAHA But seriously, what a horrible human being he was.

frehas 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:18

Hahahahahahahaha I just fell off my chair!

ScaryGirl 4

Friday 25 September 2009 1:19

lol!!!!that's hilarious!!!!!

xenomorph 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:21

I would have ROFLed if I had been at your presentation. To think Hitler would actually give people oral!

smith314 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 4:20

omg lol

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