School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

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tempaccount 0

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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ctatanish 0

u would know!!! ooooooooii burned!!!!

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blinnk57 0

Hi-larious unintended double entendre. I'll bet that this comment thread will be locked later on once people start posting highly offensive/heatedly defensive that are practically imminent due to the inherently controversial subject matter of this FML. o_O

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irishfever 0

@54: Why "wood" he do a presentation on Hitler? Maybe because it was the assignment dumbshit And at all those "You hatin on the Jews" : dear lord you make me want to track you down and slap you.

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kingbeau 0

Oh noooooo, you insinuated hitler liberally and generously dispensed effective oral sex! Yep, FYL alright, hitler sure would be pissed...

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fireandice92 0

So nazi's give good oral? That explain my ex bf! *bam*!

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