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By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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You deserved it 5 476

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 029

You deserved it 8 951

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 425

You deserved it 20 739

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 063

You deserved it 10 320

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 430

You deserved it 23 281

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 667

You deserved it 4 990

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 256

You deserved it 3 662

Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 527

You deserved it 5 329

Tense dinner

By bittenbyadonkey - 28/01/2011 17:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 292

You deserved it 3 583

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 879

You deserved it 402

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 497

You deserved it 6 204

amberbby69 6

Friday 8 January 2010 9:46

I hate mothers like this. It's not like if you were having sex by yourself. If she's gonna yell at you, she should be yelling at her son too. I would've just walked away, lol.

thatssomeBS 9

Friday 8 January 2010 9:34

my mom would probably ask the girl when she was planning on having kids... you have it easy

Comments

VittiChan 2

Friday 8 January 2010 12:17

ohh god. :s

tin_cup 27

Saturday 26 March 2016 2:10

That's what she was saying!

tokyohenjin 0

Friday 8 January 2010 12:55

"Sexual intercourse"? Were you getting banged in a doctor's office or something?

namhowell 6

Friday 8 January 2010 13:07

I hate those annoying parents with the "disrespecting the house" comment.

firecopy 6

Friday 8 January 2010 13:13

uhhh are you guys stupid. Most middle schools in America have classes that are called sex Ed, human growth and development, or health.they define it as sexual intercourse ususally in your first year because sex has different meanings. (Yes I do go to a public school)

kiljoi 0

Friday 8 January 2010 13:28

the mother sounds a little wacky to me. I know my gf and I have been heard before by parents n no one has ever been so mean to embarass us thankfully.

measishouldbe 17

Monday 11 July 2016 2:54

My bfs sister tried to embarrass us with sex telling her parents we been doing it but failed miserably because it turned out everyone could hear her and her bf going at it instead.

perdix 29

Friday 8 January 2010 13:50

Oops! Sorry about the double standard. Girls who have lots of sex with lots of guys are *****, while guys who have lots of sex with lots of girls are heroes. Sucks to be you. Signed, Society

esh_4 0

Friday 8 January 2010 14:15

well at least this wasnt a generic fml where the dad told the son he could do better while the mom bitched at her. im not even gonna pick a side

oyashiro 0

Friday 8 January 2010 14:19

i agree #31 its like if a key opens any lock its a master key. but if a lock is opened by any key its just a shitty lock

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Tuesday 11 August 2020 16:49

You are a shitty person.

gatorgrl1988 0

Friday 8 January 2010 15:11

sexual intercourse? really? how old are you forty? its call sex hunny

Spac3Ghost 0

Friday 8 January 2010 18:04

ok, lets have sex....how unscientific =)

CoolStoryyBro 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 15:46

Its also called sexual intercourse "hunny". They mean the exact same thing. Two different people prefer two different things then deal with it, dammit.