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By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

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Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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amberbby69 6

I hate mothers like this. It's not like if you were having sex by yourself. If she's gonna yell at you, she should be yelling at her son too. I would've just walked away, lol.

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thatssomeBS 9

my mom would probably ask the girl when she was planning on having kids... you have it easy

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SlightlyGPirate 0

obviously you don't get out much. Pretty much every school that teaches Sex Ed calls it Sexual Intercourse. Movies call it that at times. Must be time for you to put down the gaming consoles and learn a little.

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g3rusz 6

You're his first girlfriend, right? Because then his mother's reaction is typical (if somewhat rude). Live with it, she won't like you. Ever. Period.

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mae18_fml 0

so the parents were just downstairs the whole time , and were like well might as well wait until there done to yell at them ! you think the mother wouldnt have waited :P

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zolltf 4

if I was a parent I wouldn't walk in there, knowing that my son and his gf are naked and having sex.

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DynamicDave 11

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keidus324 6

Seriously? Gotta test the waters before you get stuck in a marriage with sucky sex for the rest of your life. I used to have your morals but seriously **** that. I'd rather stay married with great sex then divorced with shitty sex.

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miss_madison 10

There are so many different scenarios for having sex out of wedlock. One possibility is that they have been dating for years now and sex is just the next step. Besides lots of people don't want to get married now.

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Jaxx66 21

Ok, this whole "Why are you calling it 'sexual intercourse'" shit is getting rather annoying. I don't see the point in a completely ignorant comment. They can call it whatever the hell they want, it's their sex- and just to piss off people like you, I'd call it 'Georgy-pie-spoon'.

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YeahFMLxX 0

You should all be smited! oh and YDi for getting2fuck *wahhhhh*...

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Shokz992 0

@ 18 - Gunna guess you're American? Since I live in England and have NEVER met someone that believes in saving sex until marriage :/ It's draconian...

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mae18_fml 0

haaha no christians in england ? i've heard people say that before but very rarely

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Cowless 0

Seriously? I'm moving to England.

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amberbby69 6

haha, count me in! English accents = HOT!

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snafu57 1

time to turn that truck around. sort of, "what the hell? he gets a high five for ******* me, and I get shit for being ******. you two better get on the same page. " then let those two fight it out.

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Str3amingcolors 0

Haha, win you'll now have awkward moments with his mom everytime you are invited over... Damn that sucks hopefully you two don't end up breaking it up, before things get smooth with his mom again

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jchansfan 0

LOL taht amkes you sound like a loser. "FML is one of only entertaining thigs I do!" Your life must be really boring then... XD

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