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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, being too poor to buy makeup, I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out, just so I could look nice for my job interview. FML
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truesarrif 33

should have hit the perfume tester isle next. doesn't hurt to smell good for an interview too

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mneill 6

Absolutely do not do this for an interview. You should look good. You should not smell like you're going on a date. Offices are not for showing off your latest fragrance, and if you pick wrong (everyone smells things differently), your interviewer will have a terrible time with you there, which leaves the opposite impression you intended.

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crazytwinsmom 25

And a lot of people have allergies to fragrance since many have some form of petroleum in them. You don't want to make the interviewer ill.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

True. Simply showering, using a lightly fragranced shampoo, conditioner, and body wash, along with deodorant will make you smell nice without being overly fragranced. I work in the health care field and even when I am working I can't wear body sprays, perfumes, or scented lotions because I work with the elderly and a lot of them have allergies to fragrances or sometimes it can aggregate their asthma or COPD. So it's always a good idea to just not wear any fragrances.

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Lil_Red777 21

Oh honey we've all had hard times, at least you made yourself presentable!

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pmadNess 16

You're not the first and won't be the last.

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rara_boo 7

Goon on you OP, you were resourceful in your time of need and probably gave the counter girls something to do. Best of Luck!

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Enslaved 36

Hare today, Goon tomorrow, Little Bunny Foo Foo!

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Albanic 7

Everything always gets better eventually, don't let life bring you down

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raesos91 26

well op, you obviously have internet access. you know some cosmetic companies will give you free samples, you just have to go to their websites, give them a bit of your info (address, email, type of makeup you use, etc.) easy as that! just don't fall for any scams that ask for your credit card :P

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buddy51 23

OP- Brilliant! I applaud your resourcefulness and hope your future employers realize what a great asset you'll be to the company! Good luck! This isn't a FYL at all! You're going to succeed in your life and that's a good thing!

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