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Scream

By dating a pussy - 18/02/2014 21:15 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML

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You deserved it 5 759

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 283

Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 334

You deserved it 4 321

By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 320

You deserved it 3 931

By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 876

You deserved it 2 226

By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 855

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 7 503

Priorities

By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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You deserved it 175

By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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You deserved it 1 106

Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 001

You deserved it 4 478

Welshite 39

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:42

I'll take a rusty fork over a stubbed toe.

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:43

It's not his fault it feels like Satan himself is unleashing his wrath on his stubbed toe.

Comments

chutney_02 22

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:52

At least no one hit their hip on a table corner

AFCCT 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:57

At least manbearpig didn't come out of a bush and grab her by the head and shove her face in his ass... No wait. At least there wasn't a volcano that appeared in the sink and sent lava rushing throughout the house while rosey O danced on the kitchen table naked. Get the point?

Queensland 27

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:22

#16, what the hell are you on about?

chutney_02 22

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:31

16 - Nope, in fact no one gets your point

AFCCT 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:04

Don't mind me. I'm a little messed up

Blink182Rachel 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 8:11

#29 ManBearPig is from South Park.

1947Chevy 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:52

At least it wasn't a Lego

AGhost5445 25

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:55

Ha yall sound accident prone.

Spyingcheeseman 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:57

I don't think you quite understand. That really REALLY hurts.

thatkidmal 15

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:02

You can tell him that you now wear the pants

Trooth 13

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:04

Hey, toe stubbings can get pretty ugly...

skipper2009 18

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:12

Have you never stubbed your toe? You would gladly take being stabbed with a rusty fork over that!

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:59

Yes, I have stubbed my toe--plenty of times. Unlike OP's wimpy boyfriend, I swear a bit and then try to walk it off or massage the affected area. I don't scream like a girl in a slasher flick. And I bet when OP bashed her shin trying to see what was wrong with her boyfriend, she didn't scream bloody murder either. That said, will people stop using "pussy" to describe someone weak? Please? It's balls that are tender and sensitive; a pussy can take a pounding.

JMichael 25

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:17

Hey stubbing your toe ******* hurts!

Shadowbay 18

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:21

My dad would scream and start cussing all about Lucifer and blah blah lol that crap hurts like hell

4Madden 19

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:50

I fractured my big toe once stubbing it, and I didn't even let out a wince. Your name, OP, makes perfect sense. As for everyone else: what are you stubbing your damn toes through nails it hurts that bad?

Traitoro 9

Wednesday 19 February 2014 9:03

Look out guys, we got a badass.

murythawn 13

Thursday 20 February 2014 17:21

We are all so proud of this man for proving his manhood above all others. All congregants please fall to your knees in worship to this superior being.