Scream

By dating a pussy - 18/02/2014 21:15 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML
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Welshite 39

I'll take a rusty fork over a stubbed toe.

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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

It's not his fault it feels like Satan himself is unleashing his wrath on his stubbed toe.

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bungholemcgee 11

"dating a pussy" I once stubbed my toe, it broke and i could barely walk for a week.

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TogeBara 12

A young couple almost in perfect synchronicity, that's awesome

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DicksenCider 3

Yeah, I hate it when I kick walls with toothpicks under my toenails...

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kingvssj0 9

It's ok it not like I wanted to sleep to night

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djPanda 8

He could have stubbed his toe with a rusty fork you never know

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FrankHotpants 31

My toe is pretty much a ****, it's always getting banged everywhere.

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inumiko 12

Hey, stubbing your toe hurts like hell! I'd have howled in pain as well if the same had happened to me.

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