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Scream

By dating a pussy - 18/02/2014 21:15 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML

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You deserved it 5 759

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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You deserved it 283

Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 334

You deserved it 4 321

By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 320

You deserved it 3 931

By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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You deserved it 2 226

By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 855

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 7 503

Priorities

By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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You deserved it 175

By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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You deserved it 1 106

Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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You deserved it 4 478

Welshite 39

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:42

I'll take a rusty fork over a stubbed toe.

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:43

It's not his fault it feels like Satan himself is unleashing his wrath on his stubbed toe.

Comments

janeway9966 1

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:40

I've dislocated my pinky toe ..... twice... and i had to work at a busy restaurant as a dishwasher AND buffet stocker (at the same time), as well as help cater a wedding reception. I feel his pain...and then some. f MY life.

D34THSTA1KER 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:42

totally acceptable. . stumping ur toe isnt a joke

rawlings123 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:28

You're a bitch for thinking he's a pussy. Stubbing your toe ******* hurts

SirGmoney 9

Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:07

You're right, it hurts much more then a rusty fork

Mr_Relatable 16

Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:50

The Struggle is real

Michael2687 9

Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:56

At least he doesn't have to worry about squishing his nuts every time he sits down.

laniparis 13

Wednesday 19 February 2014 7:32

Both your lives suck. Ouch :(

Blink182Rachel 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 8:13

Stubbing your toe does hurt but hitting your shin really hard is an even bigger bitch!

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 19 February 2014 9:20

Man a stubbed toe...I feel sorry for your Boyfriend...The only thing more painful than a stubbed toe is Standing on a 3 point plug barefoot and standing barefoot on a stray piece of Lego

jumpshot32 11

Wednesday 19 February 2014 9:47

So let me get this straight. You are calling him a pussy because he stubbed his toe. While you hit your shin. He had every right to scream, stubbing your toe hurts like heck. I'm sorry you got hurt in the process, but that doesn't mean he's a pussy.