Animals, Health, Embarrassing, Fear and Scary: *screaming intensifies*

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By Thalassophobic - 21/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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Crabby

By AkaiKitsune - 29/06/2017 04:00

Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML

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You deserved it 1 293

By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 18 089

By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

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You deserved it 30 117

Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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You deserved it 1 187

Thoughts and prayers

By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the beach. We were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I noticed that a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 53 831

By Stingraybeemonster - 07/04/2016 08:51 - Thailand

Today, I was snorkeling when a stingray suddenly appeared when I thought I was just looking at sand. It startled me, so my heel made contact with a sea urchin so that then startled me, and my other foot hit another one. FML

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You deserved it 2 301

Save me!

By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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You deserved it 318

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 128

Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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daarlingdamsel 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:23

If I were you I would keep that kind of stupidity to myself...just a thought.

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:14

You act like you've never had crabs before.

Comments

Ligerie 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:37

I always think there is a spider on me and get freaked out before I realize its nothing, but she got hysterical. So she's a little weird I think.

Cupcake10 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:41

I would have put you in a psychiatric ward or something if I saw that

DrMorbid 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:44

You're a woman, so this must have been kinda cute. Not an FML.

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:48

I don't get it. Knowing there were crabs around, you should have been *less* likely to get startled...

plexico 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:54

What is scary is that the really big crabs are in your pants!

lone_wanderer 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:14

i didn't find this funny at all and it's nowhere near an FML. FYL for posting this

daarlingdamsel 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:23

If I were you I would keep that kind of stupidity to myself...just a thought.

lolwatlol 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:44

You make it sound as if it was any better if it were a big crabs instead of your shadow =/

randomm 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:32

...what?

vooper 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:47

That's pretty br00tal, haha. Anyway, you sound like the worst type of attention seeker. Come on.

Rota 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:49

YDI for not being in the kitchen. Women can't handle the outside world.

Tunstall1 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:24

That is pretty damn sexist #22. This is really funny, it could happen to men. and Rota? Get a life, women can do SO MANY things men cant! Equality. Look it up.

alfonzo 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:14

Lmaooo. Serious bitches giving you negative votes. High five, bruddah.

portablecupid 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:35

Okay, I'm a woman, but I recognize a troll/joker when I see one, so I'm not offended by Rota. Tunstall on the other hand... "Get a life, women can do SO MANY things men cant! Equality. Look it up." You promote equality by saying women can do things men can't? I think YOU ought to look up equality, as in, in the dictionary. Unless maybe you're talking about bleeding out our vags and having kids? Whoop-ti-doo.