Screwing

By ThanksMom - 26/03/2009 18:17 - United States

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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML
I agree, your life sucks 104 590
You deserved it 9 207

Same thing different taste

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Mothers deliver the sickest burns. True story.

tell your mom you inherited the ugly genes from her. that'll keep her quiet.

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your mom's mead. i agree with 9, 17, 18, and 20. Do it in their bed and see how they'll react. if they get mad say, "But mom was right. I'd never get a girl into MY bed." :-)

That is what I call a well timed burn... But also, most people would just ignore this and take it as a joke... Unless you agree with the sentiment, perhaps?

if your dad and mom are helping you doing anything, you are not enough to bring girls, give me a break. helping me with my bed???

Don't feel bad. I hear that from BOTH of my parents popping up out of random topics. Prove 'em right, go to HER house instead ; )

um, she probably meant that she wouldnt let you have a girl over, because she's ur mum and she doent want you to do stuff like that

musicangel_fml 0

she might have meant that it better not happen, depending on how old you are and which words she emphasized. but yeah, bring home a girl and break the bed. then ask your parents to help you fix it.

your mom sounds a lot like my ex-girlfriend

arichan_fml 0

well she either meant that u weren't gonna get a girl in bed b/c ur too ugly, or she was just informing you in that special mom way that you were NOT to EVER get a girl in bed.

awesomeguy1221 4