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By ewwww - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By ewwww - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
The beauty of the in-the-nose zit is that when you get caught with your finger up your nostril, you can say, "Hey, I'm not picking my nose -- I'm squeezing a zit!" That makes it much better!
I thought I was going crazy when I saw 2 perdix comments on the same FML. At first, I was sure that I had unknowingly changed the page, and that it was now a different story that I was reading comments on, but this all changed when I scrolled through the rest of the comments only to see the previous thoughts and opinion of FMLers I had already once had the displeasure of reading. I was puzzled by this. I thought, "Surely there is some kind of practical joke being played here..perhaps some bored mod wanting to play a cruel joke on the community." I pondered this thought for quite a time, but something about it just wouldn't sit right. After considering a multitude of possibilities, I finally thought to myself, "Could it be? Have the laws of the natural world been defied? Is this reality? Has Perdix commented TWICE on one FML??" I know, I know, it was an insane assertion, but there simply was no other viable alternative. It was as if the Gods themselves came down from the heavens and graced us with their presence...as if time , gravity and space all stood still, while accelerating forward and backward at the same time. Surely this had to be a dream. Could this really be taking place in my lifetime? Why was I so special? It took quite some time to process and accept this, and it was not without great difficulty. It still twists my brain into a pretzel every time I think about it. This, my friends, is a day to remember.
Hahah!!
Horrible mental image.. :/
Is your new medication steroids?
This comment is so awful that for some strange reason I am embarrassed to have read it. Kind of like when you're watching a movie with your parents and an unexpected sex scene comes on. You are guilty of nothing except being in the wrong place at the wrong time, but nevertheless you are filled with embarrassment and regret. I think that's the best explanation of how this comment makea me feel.
^^^^you sir just won......,,,
what do u need the meds for? it's usually a bad idea to take any medication unless you absolutely need it!!! some doctors prescribe meds unnecessarily and if you don't realize them pharmaceutical companies give that crap out to test it on u Guinea pig ass idiots, I hope it was 4 something serious or your just plain dumb, oh and most of the time the side effects are worse than the symptoms they supposedly cure
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Oh yeah? I've gotten zits in all of those places PLUS on my chest and back...And it wasn't the side effect of a medication. It was just adolescence and genetics.
ohh ewwie! but that does suck! fyl