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Sebummer

By ewwww - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that an unmentioned side effect of my new medication is body zits. I now have zits on my neck, my ear, and inside my nose. FML

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 7 April 2011 0:43

Oh yeah? I've gotten zits in all of those places PLUS on my chest and back...And it wasn't the side effect of a medication. It was just adolescence and genetics.

rebekahah 7

Thursday 7 April 2011 0:26

ohh ewwie! but that does suck! fyl

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NBS93 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 3:11

I have that without taking any medication.

TeenieAmerica 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 3:30

Oh, come on, people. It's gross, but not OMG EW I NEED TO VOMIT NOW gross. If you've been a teenager, there's a pretty good chance you've gotten zits. Though having them in your nose has got to suck. I didn't even know that was possible.

adorkable_spazz 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 6:45

It is possible.... It's happened to me numerous times... It sucks so bad, and they HURT. :O

Autoshot 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 3:36

Pro Active will give you a tumor.

ryankon518 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 3:51

get sone accutane...

julien672 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 3:52

ear pimples are the worst, eh?

Midnightpearls 13

Thursday 7 April 2011 3:57

poor you. I get those all by myself.

takanuva0123 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:06

dude, you're lucky you don't get that shit regularly.

zeta24 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:14

NOSE ZITS SUCK ASS!!!!! hahaha true fact

doctorturkleton 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:15

...or maybe you just have acne.

ohhaixp 6

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:15

ewwwwww

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