Secret life

By FroggyGirl888 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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Top comments

catharsis5 9

I love how you turned something negative into a positive

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kodinbug 2

Haha now really scary them and act like the things they said!

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jpallan 3

I assume you've already figured out that you can use this immensely to your advantage. Enjoy.

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bubo_fml 10

Let 'em run with it...My roommates think I get laid by a different girl everynight...Little do they know that I spend most of my time at the late night coffee shop, posting on FML...

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neonsugarXx 0

I would walk in and say that xD (that makes my life fascinating, doesn't it?) lol..

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bigantennaemay 3

They're just jealous that you're so interesting and they're so not.

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trskln 1

You sound really hot.....

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kmcshouse 0

Lol I'd start walking around with crosses on my neck and blessing everything then bring a shit ton of dudes home. Do exactly the opposite of what your roommates are saying to the extreme.

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Stylin_Since_97 10

Ginger? Or do you live with jerks?

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captainbj2 0

Ginger? What was that? The Ginger insults are old and are looked upon as stupid now...don't go there or everyone will just think you are lame. Just a tip:)

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Stylin_Since_97 10

Thanks for the advice bromo sapien. I'll remember that next time I make a comment that' NOT INTENDED TO BE COMMENTED ON BY HIPSTERS LIKE YOU!

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ahiddengoddess 9

Now you should use your devil worshiping skills and curse their souls.

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