Secret life

By FroggyGirl888 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 267
You deserved it 3 374

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catharsis5 9

I love how you turned something negative into a positive

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Girls always gossip because they are miserable with their own lives, don't take it personally. If they didn't feel threatened by you they wouldn't talk about you behind your back. You clearly have a more exciting life then they do.

You should've stuck your head through the door and said "Don't forget extremely sexy!" they would have felt so shitty after that.

Probably same person who talks shit about me too -.-

hateevryone 14

I'd pop out and say "and you bitches are fake"

Wow you sound so much fun! We need to chat lol. What nice room mates you have ;)

So stop being an alcoholic, devil-worshipping lesbian. Jk That sucks, though, but have you been doing anything weird that makes them think that, or are they just bitches?

That's exactly what people think of me.. except for the alcoholic part.

jontel 8

wow they have a horrible impression of you maybe you did something wrong but they kinda sound crazy

Highschool childish drama never seems to disappear in life.