Secret Weeb

By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
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lessthananna 0

she sounds like a bitch anyway. then again so do you.

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stevenmx86 7

Kind of pathetic... Stand up for your beliefs.. You don't want her anyway, sounds like a stuck up bitch...

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deathmetalkill 3

I second this. It is not OK to make fun of sombody in order to gain another persons respect.

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Flutist 3

Especially when you are doing the same thing. Op is a hypocrite.

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a_nutritionist 10

why wouldnt he want her? its not like hes got many prospects otherwise. girls dont like guys who will pretend to be something theyre not...

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iAmScrubs 19

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land searching far and wide. Each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside!! Pokemon!!

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BWill9014 4

Its you and me... I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Oh! , you're my best friend in a world we must defend!... Pokemon!

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minidinosaurgoes 9

Gotta catch em all!! A heart so true our courage will pull us through you teach me abd i'll teach you pokemon Gotta catch em all Gotta catch em all POKEMON

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tree07 1

All three of you need to grow up and get a life!

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iAmScrubs 19

Tree07- yes we do. In fact, let's all model our lives after you. I'm going to start today by taking some pimpin photos of myself in extra large shirts in an attempt to look like Mac Miller, just like you.

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Michele2luv 8

I love you guys ^_^

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BWill9014 4

218, ill buy us the 4 dollar necklaces and fitted hats we will also need... oh, and we'll need some boot leg Air Jordans to wear too

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minidinosaurgoes 9

but first we all need to shrink our dicks...

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lofty1012 3

All three owned you tree07...

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Siji 0

Oustanding performance. There have been some failures tonight but you guys really nailed it. Good job ;)

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tree07 1

Its all good... A: I dont even kno who Mac Miller is B: The necklace im wearing is not some cheap wanna be gangster neclace C: I own a pair of legit Air Jordans D: My girlfriend has no problems with the size of my **** E: I do not know the theme song to pokemon unlike all these haters Hate all you want atleast i wont be getting made fun of by by OP's date

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808Boyo 4

tree07 1. you should know who Mac Miller is...he's probably your ****** dad. 2. the necklace you're wearing isn't a wanna be "gangsta" necklace, it's a "im a little bitch" necklace. 3. you might own a pair of legit air jordans, but pull em out of your ass and maybe you'd be cooler. 4. your girlfriend must love small dicks then. 808 out bitch!

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tree07 1

I love it when guys talk tough over the internet.... and 808 ive never met a girl who loves small dicks

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BWill9014 4

Tree07 Why so serous? We're having a fun discussion about an epic part of our child hood... and you come in here hating for no reason just because you think you're tough shit... you sir are the one who needs to get a life and stop meat riding the black/gangster stereotype which only makes the real black people such as myself look bad... ******* loser...

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MrleClochard 4

You may gotta catch 'em all, but I think you won't catch her..

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Flutist 3

I wouldn't catch her. She is a level 2 Bitch whose only attacks are Slander and Stick Up Ass. I would rather date Pikachu.

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

ya well pikachu is awesome in general! Peeka...Peeeka....Chuuuuuu!!!!

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agummere796 0

idk why you posted this, it's clearly your fault!! why would you do that?? dumbass

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iAnonymous_ 0

Why would he do what? It's not like he made his phone ring on purpose.

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CateXOX 0

100- Why would he make fun of the person singing if he obviously likes pokemon too.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

did u guys not read the FML he said " I joined in to start. a conversation " so THAT'S why

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blairebourgeois 2

you deserved it. totally............. i mean seriously, who likes pokemon anymore??

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suckmynerds 0

Uhm lots of people do.

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almighty_zer 5

5 sec later blairebourgeois' pokemon ringtone goes off

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valalvax 13

well, considering the new pokemon games are on the top ten charts, I think there are very many closet pokemon fans

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1215116a 14

Foo' everybody loved them some Pikachu :)

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ToxicxKitten 9

I do... Not cool man, not cool.

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MistressKira 0

I do, and many 80s and 90s kids. -.- Don't dis our childhood.

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minidinosaurgoes 9

most normal people you firetrucking bitch *smosh reference* >:(

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MurphyS94 4

Me O.o is that bad? I thought it was cool again... there were tons of people my age at the midnight release of Pokemon Black/White...

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JenL_fml 7

I love Pokemon. Loved it since the release of Blue version, love it now.

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CitrusGirl 0

I still have my Pikachu plushie, and I have many many pokemon games. Still love to plug in my 64 and play Pokemon Snap.

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Xxak907xX 0

I do. All my friends do. My family loves it. Pokemon is ******* awesome!

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claireful 4

I hate being a Grammar Nazi. Its a sick, sick disease, but 111 forgot the period at the end of that sentence. If you're going to correct someones grammar and punctuation, at least remeber to punctuate the correction.

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ugliness 6

pokemon is awesome :D I lost interest in the anime after the intro songs got headache enduringly horrible but the movies are cool and I love the games :3 pokefans unite :D

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ChrissyM87 3

Pokemon is awesome, dumbass. I don't care how old or "mature" you think you are!

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