Love, Pokémon and Geek: Secret Weeb

Secret Weeb

By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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By ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta

Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML

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Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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Just go

By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By girlie5445 - 13/02/2010 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Pokéman gone

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 08:01

Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML

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Karaoke Dinner Disaster

By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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lessthananna 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:05

she sounds like a bitch anyway. then again so do you.

ADub55 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:04

awkward...

Comments

iloveyuPooki 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:12

be yourself next time . you like pokemon so what !

freelove_fml 2

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:01

Exactly! Don't give up what you like, just find someone equally retarded.

minidinosaurgoes 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:33

i would hate you if you DIDNT like pokemon

pansewawesnap 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:15

I don't think she's gonna choose you

HahaYDI 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:15

As long as it was the original theme song I do not see a problem with that.

minidinosaurgoes 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:42

yah! the new "Pokemon" is crap! There goes my childhood -_-

ugliness 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:12

I feel sorry for the new generation of kids, the new anime is just plain bad and they probably haven't seen the original :C

Keyman1212 14

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:15

Your phone realized what a bitch she was. Cheaper than going on a few dates and finding out the hard way...

ThePunisher2011 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:16

You should have turn it off....

ethiorican 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:19

it's called vibrate genius

Djzom13 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:19

Have fun explaining that one.

kewlkate 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:19

OP, you should have known to change your ringtone IMMEDIATELY after you saw her reaction to the song. You did it.

MsSoulReaper 27

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:20

Don't be someone you are not. I personally love Pokèmon and Call of Duty and Zombies but I would never call anyone immature for what they love/enjoy. YDI; be proud of who you are.

CitrusGirl 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:35

I don't know, if what you love is making fun of people for what they love that's pretty immature.

MsSoulReaper 27

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:20

Then that's your opinion. I don't expect everyone to agree with me.

ScuseMePrincess 2

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:35

Woah, I love Pokemon and COD too. It's kind of an odd combo, but it seems like I know a lot of people who enjoy both. My emblem on BlackOps is a Pokeball...