Sex and Love: See ya

See ya

By Emily - 14/02/2011 20:25 - France

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and who knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night… It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

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By dfkjhregoiuberiug - 09/12/2009 09:20 - United States

Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

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By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By CC. - 11/10/2011 14:51 - Sweden

Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Aiedail - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after months of watching it brewing, my best friend, who I love dearly, slept with the girl I've disliked for almost as long. It’s not my place to be hurt, we’re not together, but the idea just fills my heart with hopelessness and sadness. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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By Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - 28/01/2010 17:27 - United States

Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

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sassypants93 17

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:56

Maybe you should have kept your legs closed for a little longer...

GawZ 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:59

sounds like he used you for sex. great guy to have a crush on. congratulations. fyl.

Comments

taelorrae011 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 2:57

what a jerk :/

takemewithy0u 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:01

How romantic!

bomwigglesnatch 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:34

stab him.

josh5634 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:39

stdies

slynoble32 11

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:49

sounds like u got rapped srry......

hotscar 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:51

U.S law stares that when a person is intoxicated, he/she can not legally give consent.

mimibabyboo24 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:34

by the sound of it they were both drunk so it doesn't apply

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:30

Good God, you could throw half the population in jail then. People have sex when they are drunk, get over it. And the OP obviously remembers it and most likely enjoyed it, even though she wasn't in her right mind.

lulzaroonie 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:34

US law is for the US. not France. And someone already said it and pointed out that the OP is French. Open yours eyes and read the comments before you post something someone already said.

sparta98 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:06

Where did it say she was intoxicated?

Kelita 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:09

well all I can say is keep ur legs closed from now on till u find that Mr.Right.......

Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:36

Wow..what a jerk. That must hurt but try not to dwell on it too much, just keep swimming :)

fmlsbree24 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:58

that would suck they must not been a very good friend then to use u like that

yooser 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:01

unrequited love with a dash of passion and lust- if he's a good friend, stay friends with him. mutually exclusive sexually or not. you know he's attracted to you and you have been intimate what if he's just afraid to commit to you and is martyring himself to 'not hurt you' while crushing your heart. tragic and spicy haha