Health: Self improvement

Self improvement

By little tooth - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

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hallucinog3n 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 17:08

welcome to life

starberries 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 14:12

Everyone is born without them. You don't sound too smart.

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zeemaf73 1

Monday 25 July 2011 15:52

thats awful . :(

SieglindeMarie 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 1:03

Just had mine removed. Hurt worse than when they came in, suck it up.

juliabrookss 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 9:27

same thing happened too me D:

_Allstar_ 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:28

Welcome to the real world where being wise hurts a lot and being stupid hurts more!

iwuveyouXP 0

Monday 8 August 2011 4:37

hate to say it but everyone has this soooo your life is kinda like everyone else's.

joy118 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 7:01

Ignorance is bliss.... :)

ifinsane 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:31

Haha dumbass!

Beckysaurus_Rex 3

Thursday 26 April 2012 23:38

This isn't an fml. Just a part of life. Happens to everyone. Get the f over it.

VampTat 10

Saturday 16 March 2013 16:32

How does someone deserve to have their wisdom teeth come in? That's pure mother natural, it happens to everyone, it's unavoidable.

bluequinn98 5

Sunday 29 September 2013 14:23

Mine too it ******* sucks huh

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