Im sure if they said on TV that rapists use the internet you'd assume you were a rapist too. This is by far the worst FML today. Way to advertise your creepiness.

do the right thing, report yourself

LOL #11. That Bjork stalker is the sadest thing I've ever seen, honestly. I felt really bad for that dude. To the guy who wrote this FML, it's okay to secretely love someone. However, a stalker is different in that he/she has an illusion that the other person loves him/her back. For example, the Bjork stalker.

Well, at least you know that you have the potential to turn into a stark raving lunatic. Do something about it before you end up chopping your "crush" up and making her into a lamp.

haha there is a fine line between being a stalker and a couple... the only difference is contact bhaha

haha im sorry that is hilarious

The guy's just in love with a girl! Give him a break. He never said he ACTUALLY stalks her, just that he loves her and spends as much time as possible with her. Hell, she could be his best friend, from that description. Leave him alone!

the bjork stalker killed himself on camera. bullet in the mouth. the most disturbing video i've probably ever seen...

"it's okay to secretely love someone." That isn't love - thats fabricated infatuation. Love is MUCH different. You aren't 100% absorbed where you lose yourself in it. When you're reallyin love you stay grounded to reality. And thinking you are "in love" with your crush... IS NOT.... reality. Itso k to crush, but please dont confuse love... You're telling us you're willing to do ANYTHING for a person who a) you aren't dating and b) bc you aren't dating I will assume they don't share your...er... infatuation. Be careful getting into a relationship - you may have some codependent problems spring up.

that's cute, you're just infatuated. i used to be a lot like that when i was younger, getting really into my crushes and stuff, but it goes away when you realize that no guy/girl is ever that perfect. but in the meantime enjoy your innocence :)