Sleep, Cops and Miscellaneous: DON'T MOVE!

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By Miller_Time - 18/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

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By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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By ThatAintLogical - 18/12/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML

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By Keldar - 19/08/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML

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By GodDamnFan - 27/05/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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By Rachael - 30/11/2012 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML

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Jcsati8 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:51

What did you tell them when they came? "i called 911 in my sleep, sorry dudes" you must have sounded real believeable!

gabbyh 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:48

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA omg. sorry. I've done something like that before. Except I overdosed and hallucinated that I called 911 but I really didn't.

Comments

ElleEnvy 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:47

Hide your cellphone when you sleep next time

PurpleLlamas 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 7:35

1-but if HE hid it HE would know where it was...

Turner_22 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:47

Plus, what would he do if it actually WAS an emergency?

gabbyh 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:48

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA omg. sorry. I've done something like that before. Except I overdosed and hallucinated that I called 911 but I really didn't.

mema118 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 4:14

A similar situation happened to me when I was 11 but I was in my room sleeping and yelling "NO! NO!! HELP ME PLEASE! STOP! NOOOOOO!" and instead of the police busting through the door my mom did lol i still don't know what i was dreaming about..

mvems 13

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:30

When I was 5 my brother and I called 911 from a restaurant pay phone and said it was on fire and poop was falling from the sky, and so on. Cops, firefighters, and ambulances all came to our "rescue".

Kazze 31

Friday 3 April 2015 21:04

I butt-dialed 911 once at a packed baseball game. It didn't blow over too well...

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:48

Oh wow, I bet that was a first for the cops and the operator.

Jcsati8 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:51

What did you tell them when they came? "i called 911 in my sleep, sorry dudes" you must have sounded real believeable!

helloface 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:52

I had that dream! Thank goodness I didn't actually do it.

k10tree 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:55

That's because of some sort of chemical deficiency most likely. You should consult your doctor or pick up a book on sleep disorders. A good thing to try is to sleep in a sleeping bag zipped up all the way, while wearing mittens. Hope you were able to explain everything! :)

trackrunner525 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:58

haha, oh man, that sucks. Hope you don't get into too much trouble

Kassad_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:00

Omg that just amazing... bedtime story.. dreams that comes true hehe

aperfectxdeath 3

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:29

I bet Freddy had something to do with it.

Komatose 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:00

haha! You prolly really freaked out the operator when you stopped talking. I wonder what you said was happening that got them to send the cops over...