Love: Self report

Self report

By bluten - 18/03/2009 16:42 - Canada

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

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You deserved it 31 020

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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You deserved it 4 383

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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You deserved it 286

By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 321

You deserved it 149 369

The grass is never actually greener

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 12:00

Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 353

You deserved it 1 132

Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 443

You deserved it 3 986

Anxiety

By Noctium - 02/09/2020 14:08 - Australia - Bentley

Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 250

You deserved it 332

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 603

You deserved it 533

Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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You deserved it 6 705

Indeed…

By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 05:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML

I agree, your life sucks 191

You deserved it 623

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 396

You deserved it 105

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:47

im guessing you quickly changed the channel...

dickinabox 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:54

NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HER. I'M NOT STALKING HER, OFFICER. WE'RE IN LOVE! Best regards, S

Comments

livingdeadgirl 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:51

So...you're a stalker? That's pretty creepy. You deserved this one.

squeaky_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:59

Most men are like you. That's why I don't date much anymore. ******* are creepy.

CableX17 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(deep breath)AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. This was written by a girl. 'nuf said. ;P

livingdeadgirl 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:03

lol I agree with #36

zach2992 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:04

i can relate soooooo much lol #33

jillxoxo 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:12

lmao... that sucks!!

EffYourLyf 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:18

Some girl told me that stalking is a form of extreme love.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 18 June 2012 5:27

It's definitely not.

could_be_funny 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:24

haha # 16

rxxk 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:31

I honestly feel bad for you man :(

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:42

As long as your crush doesn't think you're a stalker, you're not a stalker.

spokenword401 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:00

I kinda have the same problem....but I don't find an excuse to see her, but put it this way, im 17 and shes like 10 years older....and married (to a d bag)