Self-soothing

By FingerBang - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML
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SmilesAlotXD 0

its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)

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justalice_fml 0

LMAO. I did that with my friend's younger brother's toe in the sand at the beach... I thought it was a piece of driftwood. It's quite mortifying.

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bettyboy 4

Omg... Some of these comments have just made my day! Ahaa! :D

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blueExcess 0

Whilst I was reading this passage I came to realize how stupid "whilst" sounds.

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edgeofvictory 4

Today I showered. In spaghetti. FML

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The_9th_Doctor 18

did you but her dinner at least after

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id4l 8

over where you live why do you guys spell while, like whilst

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jademitch 20

Haha, must have been really awkward if she didn't stop you x

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PartyLemon 4

How on earth do you mistake flesh for metal?

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