Self-soothing
By FingerBang - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
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You should have given her a disusted look while wiping your finger on your shirt.
TenebrificTurtle
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Talk about using and leaving. "Today a young man coyly ran his fingers up a pole and then touched my finger. He brought me to completion by finerbanging me. This is the first time since dear Charles died that anyone has touched me like this. I felt so alive. Then he turned away, wiped his hand off and looked disgusted. FML."
lmao Tene what a beautiful love story, brought a tear to my eye *sniff*
TenebrificTurtle
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I know, but every girl likes to be fingered, even if they are older than sex without guilt
This happened to me once, but it was worse. I was standing by a counter, playing with the soft cushiony thing on the seat nearby, out of my sight. It turned out to be a guy's ass. And to make matters worse, not only was he particularly horrendously fugly, but he also refused to believe it was an accident and made a big scene about how I had molested him and so on.
Please tell me this older woman was in a wheelchair... Please tell me this older woman was in a wheelchair...
perdix
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The rest of the story: OP notices his error and apologizes. OP: Sorry, ma'am. Old lady: No worries, keep rubbing. I'll pay you when I get off. OP: Where are you going to get off? Old lady: If you keep rubbing like that, wherever we are in about 8 minutes! (rim shot!)
(looks over to the Judges' table) Judges? (man sitting at the table in a black suit holds up right thumb) And we have a winner.
Duh. Perdix almost always wins lol... Almost. I've seen a few fails. Poor, poor Perdix.
like you didn't know it was an old womans finger. you just got caught is all. win
MOLEST THE ELDERLY . ._ ,:' ./ __....._ / ./ / . ,-.._.' | / 6 . ___ .| 6 . . . . . . .4 .| . . . .. . . ./ ._ .. .---- ' .(_'---'`) ./ `'---`() THEY SECRETLY ENJOY IT
ultraslick
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That wasn't a hand rail either.
LOL, finger seks...
why do you like fingering old women in public?
jw90
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haha! that's funny!
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Did she fart when you pulled her finger?
its 1 thing to accidently do that but another if she didnt stop u ;)